If Adam was gay….Ranked: # 10
2008
Music clip by Diesel: “Here comes Pete, he is a meat puppet. A puppet of meat…”
More crazy stuff on diesel.com
Diesel returns with new series of challenging online programs designed to entertain and wake-up jaded brains. Picking up from where last month’s almost ‘Safe For Work’ porn viral and marathon 24-hour live interactive coverage of the xXx party left off, Diesel engages in a new subversive dialogue with its fans by producing a series of viral videos.
‘Pete The Meat Puppet’, this art-house music video features a puppet made of meat whose sing-a-long track will have you toe-tappin’ along to dark confessions from life in the fast lane. You’ll surely shed a tear as things tumble out of control. Not merely a stratospheric music video smash hit (and contender for a Christmas number one), but an existential take on life and death.
Pete’s ongoing search for the meaning of life represents only a small fragment of a much bigger moving picture. Diesel.com becomes an unclassifiable full-screen channel of on-demand videos that question more than answer.
Women as servers:
400 Bad Request – Date without flowers
401 Unauthorized – Married
402 Payment Required – Dinner with candles
403 Forbidden – Watch your hands!
404 Not Found – Shopping
405 Method Not Allowed – Not from behind…
406 Method Not Acceptable – …I am catholic
407 Proxy Auth. Required – I should ask my parents
408 Request Timeout – Stop calling me, it is annoying
409 Conflict – Who was that blond girl?
410 Dоcument Removed – I want a divorce
411 Lenght Required – What? You call it “long”
413 Request Entity Too Large – Wow, do you think it will fit?
415 Unsupported Media Type – No, just the two of us
500 Internal Server Error – Period.
501 Not Implemented – I never tried it
502 Bad Gateway – …[no comments]
503 Service Unavailable – I have a headache
504 Gateway Timeout – Is that all?
