November 2008

Women as servers:

400 Bad Request – Date without flowers
401 Unauthorized – Married
402 Payment Required – Dinner with candles
403 Forbidden – Watch your hands!
404 Not Found – Shopping
405 Method Not Allowed – Not from behind…
406 Method Not Acceptable – …I am catholic
407 Proxy Auth. Required – I should ask my parents
408 Request Timeout – Stop calling me, it is annoying
409 Conflict – Who was that blond girl?
410 Dоcument Removed – I want a divorce
411 Lenght Required – What? You call it “long”
413 Request Entity Too Large – Wow, do you think it will fit?
415 Unsupported Media Type – No, just the two of us
500 Internal Server Error – Period.
501 Not Implemented – I never tried it
502 Bad Gateway – …[no comments]
503 Service Unavailable – I have a headache
504 Gateway Timeout – Is that all?