Really cool way of saying it. And I think it’s pretty hard to find 16 buddies to do this for you (except if they’re Russians, in which case it’s not something out of the ordinary).

Pee on them.

By the way, human urine is a good fertilizer. Moreover, some gardeners suggest using it regularly for watering [read: urinating] house plants. What the…
This is what humans are capable of in search for a better life. When legal immigration is uneasy.