I strongly believe that someone did this on purpose. It’s actually funny, in a very weird and sick kind of way.

Remember the girl with the funny talent? Well, what do you think about this one? Of course, this clip didn’t get nearly as much views, but mainly because it’s age restricted and YouTube asks you to log in to see it. Figure out for yourselves why.
This is a real dream of my friend sent to me as a text message:
Hey, last night I dreamt you dropped by. To my dorm. I came out of the room and saw you sitting on the chair in end of the corridor. So I came up to you and we started talking, as usual. Then you suddenly took out a knife and cut off the upper part of your head. With a smile on your face. Then you placed something on top of it to stop the bleeding. Your head was halved. I clearly remember you sitting on that chair, bleeding and smiling. You kept quiet and looked chilled as if nothing had happened. I totally freaked out and ran back into my room. When I got back, you weren’t there any longer. I looked around, but I couldn’t find you. I felt it was surreal. Then I saw some guys, they told me somebody took you downstairs. In a plastic bag. So I ran there. They said you were alive. I was calling your name running downstairs when suddenly I got a text message from you with some dancing bugs in it. And a nice melody. I replied – “stay there, I am looking for you”. Few minutes later, all neighbors were looking for you all over the place but couldn’t find you. I even checked the trash bags by the dumpster on the ground floor. I ran upstairs again. I got scared. Freaking out. Totally. I was shouting. I woke up in tears… Fuck. Are you alright?
OMG, just found this weird video. My first impression was that these were some sort of rectal cancer balls…
Forgive me, aliens.